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Post by Wood~Ant on Oct 1, 2012 7:35:01 GMT
I found this, which made both Jen and me laugh, so I thought I'd share it with you. If anyone else finds anything they think is funny and will make us laugh, especially now that the weather is likely to distract most away from ants in the wild, then please post it here.
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Post by Wood~Ant on Nov 26, 2012 9:39:22 GMT
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes? Antteneye!
What kind of ants are very learned? Pedants!
What do you call a smart ant? Elegant!
What do you call an ant who can't play the piano? Discordant!
What kind of ant is good at maths? An accountant!
Where do ants go for their holidays? Frants!
What do you call an ant who skips school? A truant!
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics? All sorts of antics!
What do you call an ant in space? Cosmonants & Astronants!
What medicine would you give an ill ant? Antibiotics!
What is smaller than an ant's dinner? An ant's mouth!
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle? Your great-ant!
Who was the most famous ant scientist? Albert Antstein!
What games to ants play with elephants? Squash!
What do you call a 100 year old ant? An antique!
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An independant
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Post by Wood~Ant on Nov 26, 2012 9:43:18 GMT
Two flies are on the porch. Which one is an actor? (The one on the screen!)
Why was the baby ant confused? (Because all of his uncles were ants!)
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a honey bee? (Bah-humbug!)
How do bees get to school? (By school buzz!)
Why do bees have sticky hair? (Because they have honeycombs!)
What do you get when you cross a walrus with a bee? (A wallaby!)
Why did the bee go to the doctor? (Because she had hives!)
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot? (A walkie-talkie!)
How do fleas travel from place to place? (By itch-hiking!)
What are caterpillars afraid of? (Doger-pillars!)
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Post by Wood~Ant on Nov 26, 2012 9:44:07 GMT
What is an insect's favorite sport? (Cricket!) Why did the kid throw the butter out the window? (To see the butter fly!)
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance? (Because it was a moth ball!)
Two silk worms were in a race. Who won? (It was a tie!)
What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose? (I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!)
Why are spiders good swimmers? (They have webbed feet!)
What did the spider say when he broke his new web? (Darn it!)
Why are frogs so happy? (Because they eat what bugs them!)
What did one frog say to the other? (Time's sure fun when you're having flies!)
Why was the mother firefly unhappy? (Because her children weren't that bright!)
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Post by Smudge on Nov 26, 2012 14:29:31 GMT
Breaking news update!
Jimyy sommerville has been beaten up by a bunch of dislecsic mothers.
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